Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Intermission

Clip #1: PPGX
Kairi: Blossom!
Namine: Bubbles!
Xion: Buttercup!
All 3: Powerpuff Girls X!
Saix: Yeah...I'm not fighting girls.
Xion: Come on!
Kairi: Please!
Namine: We'll let you almost win!
Saix: Nope. Walking away now.
Xion: Too bad for you we're equal opportunity butt-kickers.
Kairi: But we can't attack him while his back is turned.
Namine: Hey Saix Puppy! Would you fight us for a Scooby Snack?
Saix: *turns around super pissed* Not even Demyx can get away with such a remark!
Kairi: Now girls! *all attack with Keyblades*
Saix: Perhaps I need to reconsider fighting girls...
Aqua: Ya think?
Larxene: Damn straight.
(parody of Powerpuff Girls Z and DC Nation Short Super Best Friends Forever vs Solomon Grundy)

Clip #2: Kingdom Hearts and You
Axel: So...what? You want me to read off these cue cards? Lame.
Luxord: *already drunk and trying to enunciate* Getting your heart cut out will not give you superpowders...er, powers.
Lexaeus: ...
Xigbar: Screw this! I'm telling jokes! How're you all doing tonight?
Vexen: Whose idea was this?
Lexaeus: Not mine.
Luxord: -will not grant you superpowders. Darn it!
Axel: *bored* -because stealing hearts is wrong...*moves hand like mouth* Blah blah blah...
Xigbar: Luxord and I went to a bar the other night. The bartender said-
Luxord: No matter what anyone tells you, Kingdom Hearts will not grant you superpowders. Sh*t! Oops. (No cursing in a Disney production.)
Lexaeus: *sigh*
Vexen: Seriously, who wrote this?
Axel: This sucks. I'm outta here.
Xigbar: So then I shot him!
Vexen: Okay, that's enough out of you.
Xigbar: That's what she said! *Vexen Osaka-chops him* Ow!
Luxord: I need to get some more rum...
(parody of DC Nation Teen Titans Go! Short "Gamma Rays and You" PSA)

Clip #3: Chibi Corner for Chibis
*Roxas, Xion, and Demyx are playing with a ball. Zexion isn't.* "The very same thing is being done by three Nobodies but a different thing is being done by one Nobody..."
Zexion: I'm reading a book. You should try it sometime.
(parody of DC Nation Teen Titans Go! Short Kidz Korner 4 Kidz, a parody of Sesame Street's "One of these things is not like the others")

Clip #4: Trixie vs Snack Machine
After Twilight told everypony of the many wonders of the alternate universe, word quickly spread. Vending machines soon found their way into the various pony communities. Two bits was the going rate for whatever snack item was being sold. Trixie found one such machine in a town she was currently residing in, so she decided to try these legendary peanut butter crackers she'd heard so much about. She put in her bits, punched the button, and waited. The mechanism slowly turned, but it got stuck. She tried hitting the coin return to get her money back and try again, but the machine had already taken it. Then she tried punching the machine in various strategic places but to no avail. It wasn't until she saw the logo on the side of the machine that her rage was cranked to eleven - Flim and Flam had built the machine. As Applejack's letter to Celestia contained no direct reference to the two unicorn brothers, Celestia had obviously trusted them to the machines' construction. Using her magic, Trixie tried to pick up the machine and smash it to pieces, but that didn't work. So she used her fireworks to blow it to pieces and she finally got her snack - a bit charred and smoky, but still.

Clip #5: Spike's Hankering
At the girls' next pet gathering, everypony and pet were treated to a picnic lunch. Spike was there too with his pet phoenix, who had been all but forgotten until now. Having been a dog in the alternate universe, Spike was looking forward to snacking on jewels and gemstones again. However, Winona's dog biscuits were calling to him. Surely Applejack wouldn't mind if he took just one. While AJ and Winona were playing fetch, Spike sneaked one biscuit. And then another. And then another. By the time AJ and Winona came back to the picnic blanket for a treat, there were none left. Seeing that Spike was the only one left on the blanket, AJ eyed him suspiciously while Winona growled. Spike looked nervous. "What?"
"Spike, did you...?" AJ gave him a weirded out look.
"Don't judge me, ok?" Spike pleaded.
(And as a response to Consequences, there were none, thankfully. Twilight followed Fluttershy around, and she is of course a vegetarian. Actually, I'm pretty sure those were veggie burgers Granny Smith was serving. Bottom line: Twilight did not return to Equestria with a taste for blood.)

Clip #6: Mare-Do-Well Unmasked
The Mare-Do-Well costume had been reported stolen from the Carousel Boutique. The mane six managed to capture the pony masquerading as Mare-Do-Well.
"I think it's Trixie!" shouts Rainbow Dash. Twilight removes the mask revealing it to be Trixie. "See! I knew it!"
"Am I?" says "Trixie."
"Well who else could it be?"
"Wait a second..." Twilight said, removing another mask. "Mayor Mare?"
"But she's standin' right over there!" Applejack pointed off in the distance as the mayor waved at them. So Twilight removed yet another mask to reveal a parasprite then quickly removed that one.
"Would anyone care to explain why I'm tied up?" asked "Cheerilee."
Twilight removed another mask. "Princess Luna?!"
"Not quite."
"Nightmare Moon?!" Pinkie panicked. Twilight removed the Luna mask, allowing Pinkie to breathe a sigh of relief before she shrieked in confusion, "GUMMY??!!"
Twilight rolled her eyes and removed another mask. "I LOOOOVE Rainbow Dash!" chirped "Scootaloo," but Twilight saw right through this and removed the final mask.
"Hello, Twilght Sparkle," Chrysalis said ominously. But the Queen of the Changelings was also a fake as the cybernetic head revealed itself and exploded. Another Mare-Do-Well ran past, stopping only long enough to taunt them, "Keep guessing, girls! I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually."
"I still think you're Trixie!" Rainbow Dash shouted after her.
(based on DC Nation Teen Titans Short Red X Unmasked)

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